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Casino plan finds home
A casino twice rejected by Brandon residents is to be built just north of the western Manitoba city. March The gambling house will have 300 to 400 slot machines and will be built little more than a stone's throw from city limits in the Rural Municipality of Elton, said Dave Chomiak, the provincial minister responsible for gaming.
March. 2 online casino news
Legalizing Some Gambling Could Help South Carolina's Budget Problems
Charleston Senator Robert Ford says making some forms of gambling legal again in South Carolina could ease the state's budget problems. The Post and Courier of Charleston reports that Ford said video poker and other gambling could raise $700 million.
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Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says : You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell". Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.

So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire. So Bill says : hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex?

The devil says: 'That was just a demo version."



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