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For New Yorkers, a casino will soon be a mere subway ride away.
Or a racino, to use the gambling industry's term: a gambling emporium built into the Aqueduct thoroughbred track in Queens that will include 4,500 video slot machines, but no table games.
May. 7
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Rather than these companies spending their efforts on this, it would make sense to be more focused on more important issues, such as responding to what's happening to the economy," said Michael Waxman, who does public relations for the Safe and Secure Internet Gambling Initiative, a lobbying group backed by offshore casinos.
Apr. 2
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Two friends, Smith and Jones, went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, his friend. Jones quickly lost all of
his money and went to sit on the bench. He waited and waited and waited and waited.
After what seemed an eternity, he saw Smith coming toward him carrying a huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Jones," said Smith, "how'd you do?" "Well, Smith", said Jones, "you see me here on this bench-
what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though." "Oh yeah," said Smith,"did I find a good machine!
It's way in the back. I'll show it to you-you can't lose!
EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!"
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